NO SALTAIRE SATIRE.
Saltaire's most recent quality of life ordinance prohibits night-time satirizing. "Day-time satire, if equipped with a bell, is still permitted. However, homeowners who have registered their property's bamboo status by June 15th can engage in night -time satire within the confines of the bamboo. If properly fenced in. " See section VbIIA78 of the Community Handbook (draft version.)
SALTAIRE38.blogspot.com "In the time of your life--live." That time is short and it doesn't return again. It is slipping away while I write this and while you read it, and the monosyllable of the clock is Loss, loss, loss, unless you devote your heart to its opposition (--Tennesse Williams)
2 comments:
Here in the Hamptons we are free to satirize day or night, so long as it is done within 150 feet of an automobile manufactured in Germany. Go figure?
Take the "L" and the second "A" out of Saltaire, and you have "satire." The reason they are banning satire in Saltaire is because they think it is poor spelling.
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