Could everyone write one simple essay about something that once happened in Saltaire…that they saw or were a part of…and put it on one big website? Somebody should collect a lot of stories before we all forget. Otherwise it is like a line in “On The Beach” : The history of the war that now would never be written.” -(JO'H)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Inaugural Ball






After a wonderful year of developing and posting on the Saltaire38 Blog Jimmy and I have decided that the best way to move forward would be to pass the job on to some new editors for the coming year. We considered a number of ways to accomplish this task and have come up with a plan. We thought an election, by its very nature, would invite corruption. So we decided to go Rod Blagojevich style and pass over the top positions as Primary Administrators of the blog to the highest bidder. So if you are like, ummm, you know, interested please let us know and be sure to include login info for your checking account so that we may substantiate that you have the necessary funds. And for your convenience, we gladly accept Visa, Master Card, Discover, AMEX, Euros (sorry, no risky dollars, please) and PAY PAL. We promise to invest your money wisely and return it to you with interest and the end of your term.

The winners will be presented to the public on the morning of Tuesday, January 20, 2009, Inauguration Day!

Best and good luck, Derf & Jimmy

2 comments:

ekelly said...

That's very funny you two, because you know I've been paying COSMO to lobby you two to keep me OFF the editor list! You've really got your own ponzi thing going here.

Derf said...

It is the rare double reverse ponzi. No one would fall for a straight ponzi anymore.